Jonnee Got Run Over

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Jonee got run over by a reindeer
Driving to his third show Christmas eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Santa,
But as for me and JaneY, we believe.

He'll yuletide log too many miles,
And we'd begged him not to go.
Then he blew out all four tires,
And went skankin out the door into the snow.
When we found it Christmas morning,
where Mr. Earthquake was attacked.
He had hoof prints on his forehead,
And incriminating Claus marks on his back.

Now we're all so proud of JaneY,
She's been taking this so swell.
See her in there taking photos,
Of all the bands that don't play quite as well.
But It's not Christmas without Jonee.
The whole scene dressed in black.
And we just can't help but wonder
Who inherits that fucking sweet as pirate hat!

Now Highschool Hell is off the table
And Smoke, Smoke, Smoke That Ciggarette.
It may not have been the Worst Job,
but he'll surely Never Play This Place again.
And I've warned all my friends and neighbours.
" Better watch out for yourselves."
They should never give a license,
To a man on that much Coke who plays with elves.

Jonee got run over by a reindeer
Driving to his third gig Christmas eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Santa,
But as for MBP and JaneY, we believe.

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released May 15, 2017

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